Week Seven
- Marty remembers the rape and then everything else with coaching from Todd, while Tea gets disappointingly hysterical, Blair takes charge, and John continues to talk to himself
- Starr and Cole spring Kyle at Todd’s, while Natalie and Jared spring Brody at Llanfair, which gives Rebecca the chance to kidnap Hope
- Tea and Blair have a gas-induced heart-to-heart, Jack gives John a few clues but not enough to avoiding getting hit over the head, and the stories crash into each other as Rebecca hands Hope to Powell so he can talk endlessly at Todd and Marty while Jessica goes into a panic upon discovering the baby missing
- John eventually saves the day. Of course. Tea doesn’t quite spill the beans about her big secret, there’s an explosion and a building collapse (stakes, you are officially up)
- Natalie and Jared finally tell the truth about the baby switch while Jessica begins to remember and Brody tries to help her through it. When Viki and Clint begin to realise which baby the real Chloe was traded for, I get chills
- I get them again in the hospital when major eye contact happens between Todd, Marty and then Viki, who figures out why the baby was kidnapped. Todd then makes it all about him and in a sign that, again, this show isn’t GH, Marty and Viki immediately make fun of his god complex
- Separately, Hope’s four parents find out that Hope isn’t the baby that was buried, and Starr is immediately on to all the inconsistencies in the late Dr Joplin’s story as an explanation . Of course that’s nothing compared to how freaked out Starr and Cole become when Todd and Marty say that the four of them need to sit down and have a chat
- Random spectacles sit around the hospital for no reason
- Jess/Tess/Bess takes off with the baby and the random spectacles that sit around the hospital for no reason. Brody is the only one who can bring Jess out which is reasonable given how hot, cute and sweet he is, but Bess takes over again
- Location, location, location
- The redemption of Kyle begins, Marty and Cole get reacquainted, Marty and Blair have a few great grandmother bonding moments, Tea isn’t doing so well, and McPain gets a hug
Rating for the week: 4.5 out of 5. This is how you do sweeps. Often the less I have to say about episodes the better they are. Too caught up to comment. Too good to make fun of. Also, Todd and Marty still have too much chemistry to ever make me comfortable.
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