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November 2008

27 November 2008

A Soap Opera Thanksgiving 2008

It’s Turkey time again!  Well, for you.  For me it’s the beginning of Christmas party schmooze and aching feet season.

For those of you who are new(ish) to the site, although I’m not American and there is no Thanksgiving here where I live, there is Thanksgiving here on this blog.  You can go back and read my Thanksgiving lists from 2006 and 2007, and feel free to get knocked over by the irony of last year’s list in particular (both in its positivity and negativity).

So, what I am thankful for over the past soap year?

 -         Night Shift.  The whole of season two, but especially, especially, the Scorpios

-         That Days has been renewed, even with all the restrictions that come with that

-         That Y&R has improved so much that I’m trying to find room for it in my viewing schedule again

-         That I found OLTL.  Although it hasn’t been delivering as consistently as it was, and has had one particular story that could most flatteringly be described as massively problematic, it’s still more compelling to me than either GH or Days at the moment

-         That AMC killed off Babe.  Just because

-         Daytime Confidential’s podcasts, which always have me laughing while I’m trying to get some serious exercise done

-         GH having found – mainly through accident, rather than design, I suspect – a sense of humour again.  Sure, the show is still mainly dark black and frustrating, but the comedic (but not stupid) duos of Maxie & Spinelli and Alexis & Diane have provided some much needed and sustained levity

-         Kirsten Storms and Maxie Jones. Last year it was just about the transformation of Maxie, but now it’s just about how great she’s (been allowed to) become

What are you thankful for this soapy Thanksgiving?

Happy Thanksgiving!

24 November 2008

This Sweeps in Soap Babies (Part 2: OLTL)

I think OLTL has been doing a pretty spectacular job this sweeps period.

Now, before you start pointing at me and ostracising me in the cyber playground as a “Tarty” fan, that’s definitely not what I mean.  And I’ll get on to that in a moment.

What I mean is that although all the individual threads have flaws – some huge, some just minor contrivances – they have done a great job of bringing all these various stories to a head in sweeps, having them cascade into each other in way that impacts large parts of the canvas, and which sets up new stories.  And they’ve done it in a way that keeps me anxious to watch day after day to see what happens next.

On top of that they’ve balanced it out with characters whose story threads that culminated a few weeks ago appearing only occasionally – Rex and Gigi, for example - appropriately back-burned, in a way that feels relatively balanced.

Really, the only over-arching flaw is that they dragged out both the major false imprisonment stories too long in order to have them culminate at the same time Starr gave birth.  And so even that drag-out was to a good ends.

It doesn’t surprise me that ratings have gone up.

First you have the contrasting of the three births, one comedic, one (temporarily) uplifting, and one sad, which was a nice piece of structuring.  Starr giving birth seemed pretty realistic too, not happening instantaneously, having all the family around, and having some great female bonding scenes.  I loved all the scenes with Blair, Starr and Marcie, both before during and after the birth.   I even liked the scenes between Marcie and Todd at the hospital before everything went south.

And sure, it took no small amount of contrivance to allow Bess to switch the babies – and how no one but Tess recognises them as two different babies I have no idea – but I am willing to forgive it for the set-up of the story.  One might say that a baby switch is a boring soap cliché, but I also think it can be a great soapy classic, and this has all the elements set up for it to be a great story.  The switch impacts of a large slice of the canvas - the Buchanans, the Lord/Mannings, the Cramers, the McBains - but effectively no one is totally in the wrong.  There’s no hoarding kidnapper here.  I think it has the potential to be really interesting.  (Much better, for example, than whatever it appears Days has planned for Nicole and Sami.)

Then we have the Todd-Marty story.  Working from the end first, I was really, really pleased to see them treating it immediately and without fudging that she had been raped again.  There was no under-cutting of the language, and having her sit there in the hospital asking to get tested for STDs and taking the morning after pill like a rape victim was certainly a good development.  I had been very fearful she would end up pregnant.  Not to mention that I loved the scenes between Nora and Marty.  

Of course that doesn’t provide justification for them doing the story, or at least not for them taking it so far - given I found it psychologically interesting before they turned it into a full blown romance – in the first place.  I think it would have been far more interesting for Todd to have his change of heart etc about the baby without sleeping with her.  That step was not remotely necessary.  And I thought it was oddly handled too.  They’d spent so much time recently just playing up the actors’ chemistry and showing it as a romance than when, before they slept together, he suddenly kept seeing her in the college rape outfit was downright creepy.  Which was good on the one hand – it was appropriate for this scenario to be portrayed as creepy – but horrible on the other hand because he slept with her despite that.

It would have been better if he been haunted by those images for some time, and changed his mind about the baby through that, rather than the way it happened.

I see the potential here for Todd to go through a transformation, and he’s certainly showed a greater degree of self-awareness since John broke into that room than I’ve seen in the last six months, but it’s only going to work or be interesting if he changes and no one is willing to go anywhere near believing him.  Which seems to be where they’re going.  I hope.  As to whether he’s actually redeemable in the end, well that remains to be seen and at the moment I lean towards “no”.

Needless to say, through all this, Susan Haskell has totally rocked.  Her portrayals of indignation and hatred and self-hatred and confusion and just despair but with underlying strength, and wavering across all of them felt very real.

I am also pleased that Marty hasn’t got her memory back.  Because leaving her without it, or with it only coming back in fits and starts, gives more story potential.

As for everything else, I think Tina’s departure is too hasty although I enjoyed the scenes between her and Cain.  I don’t care at all about the Montez saga, and was annoyed during the two days over the last three weeks when it interrupted everything else.  That said, if they are going to stay, I’m glad at least they set up the potential for Vanessa to be evil, because that would be more interesting than her just being slutty.  And if A Martinez comes back having suddenly lost the accent that makes his character sound dumb, I’ll be much more interested in watching.  Which means I’ll be about 2% interested in watching.

Speaking of being more interested in watching, Jess might be the goody-two-shoes of the alter triplets, but Bree Williamson is far more watchable as Jess than she is all goggle-eyed as Tess.  And I do like the fact she’s being sent off the to funny farm instead of just being “she’s back everything’s fine”.  The inevitable loony bin chemistry test of Jessica and Brody could be interesting too.

Not quite sure what to make of John quitting the police force, however that whole debacle (including another of the contrivances, the length of time it took John to break out of jail followed by no one noticing), did result in my favourite line of the last three weeks.  It was mainly the delivery but Bo’s “Looks like the media found their angle: John McBain is Batman!” had me pausing the show and laughing for quite some time.

So, all in all, throw in some flawed or downright bad stories, mix them up with a few contrivances, bring it all to the boil in a three week period and suddenly, remarkably, you have a great sweeps period.

22 November 2008

This is not the end of the world

I know I’m late to this one, and I have been hovering around writing this post for a few days, but haven’t had the right amount of time to devote to it.  

This one being the firing of Deidre Hall and Drake Hogestyn.  

My reaction to this is not outrage or prophesising the end of soaps.  Rather it is somewhere between “meh” and “well, that was kind of overdue”.

Meh, because while reading Corday’s announcement of their departure – “will be offscreen from January for an unknown period of time” – I could clearly picture him walking down to the casting bank and taking out hedging insurance against ratings fluctuation.   That is the least convincing final, last ever, firing I have ever seen.  And would be even if this weren’t the same guy that fired half the cast a couple of years ago and then brought them all back AND the same guy that fired one of these same actors last year and brought him back again.  Hell, in this case he’s not even bothering to go to the “trouble” of “killing” the characters “off”.

And as for it being well overdue, I have been on record for a long time in saying that I thought Marlena and John were played out.  I thought John’s “death” last year was well done and a great send-off for the character that had been given not much to do for quite some time.  I thought that it also gave Deidre Hall the chance to actually give a decent performance for the first time in ages.  And had they sent Marlena travelling in grief afterwards, that would have been fine because they didn’t have anything else to do with her aside from being a parent to her kids, two thirds of whom are off-screen.  And while I have found Robo-John as amusing as the next person since his return, it wasn’t really a good enough reason to bring him back especially given it still didn’t lead to any truly interesting story for Marlena.

Don’t get me wrong, I have loved these characters in the past.  I was never a raving John-Marlena fan, but I enjoyed chunks of their relationship, and I’ve certainly enjoyed plenty (I might even say most) of their relationships with other people.  I just think that everything that could be done with these characters has been done.  And then some.  They’ve each been killed, lost their memories, been kidnapped, been killers, had affairs and happy marriages, multiple children, and, you know, ventured into the world of possession and exorcism.

And contrary to what I’ve been reading in some commentary, Deidre Hall is not Erika Slezak or Susan Lucci.  Her departure is not a symbolic end of the show.  Certainly during the later parts of the Reilly years, Marlena became the centre of the show.  But she was not an originating character, the show was worse for rotating around her, and Deidre Hall has – but for a few set pieces here and there – been miles from her best work for years.   And frankly, some of this show’s best, most beloved years in the mid to late 80s were the years when she was off doing prime time.

All of this is not to say that I am in favour of cutting the vets when times and money get tight.  Anyone who reads this blog on an even semi-regular basis knows that I am exceedingly pro-vet.  More importantly though, I’m pro-balance.  Not all new young characters who I can’t possibly care about, not all vet characters who are storied-out and left to do not much.  

On that basis it seems to me that John and Marlena are the obvious ones to go.  And Roman, if we’re making a list.  Days is blessed with vets.  Blessed with vets they seem to go in cycles of using, and cursed with vets who are in established unbreakable super couples.  But if you look at the big three, I maintain that John and Marlena are those to go.  

Bo and Hope have had a new vitality in the post-Reilly years, and as a Brady-Horton-Kiriakis combination, have plenty of family story to tell.  Steve and Kayla have a veritable mountain of story to mine given the amount of time they were off-screen even if writers have been spectacularly reluctant to do that anywhere close to the way it could/should have been done.  I wouldn’t be surprised if Stephen and Mary-Beth were the next heads on the block, but I would be so disappointed because it would be a huge waste.  As it has been for ages.  With Drake and Deidre I don’t feel it’s a waste.  I feel that they have done everything they possibly can with these characters.

Hell, they had to put his brain on a disk to write for him this time around.

Good story – which CAN be written within budget constraints - that’s all I want.

With or without Drake and Deidre I am not at all confident that Days can deliver that in the next 18 months of reprieve time they’ve been given.  As Tom Casiello noted, for some time now Days, onscreen and off, has appeared to be just existing day to day.  They’re not trying anything, it’s not in any way compelling, and I haven’t been moved to watch since August.  Not in an angry “I can’t watch this dreck anymore!” way, just in a “meh” way.  Days is not sufficiently interesting, or even offensive or controversial enough, to make me summon the energy to lift the remote/mouse and turn it on.

So all I can hope now is that the combination of (a) short-term renewal; (b) further budget cuts; and (c) removing some characters that no longer have much story left in them (be they vets or newbies) due to such budget cuts, will trigger something new and interesting in this show that I have in the past loved so much.

And, of course, I hope they build up to John and Marlena’s departure in a good way, rather than throwing them together at the last second and then having them sail off around the world while one of their close relatives is still dying in hospital.  Just by way of random example plucked out of the air.

18 November 2008

Emerging. Soon.

I know those screencaps below are cute, but there was actually an intention to follow up with a few posts.

As it turns out I have instead been diagnosed with my own form of multiple personality disorder having spent the last couple of weeks jumping back and forth between being a proper lawyer with court appearances and stuff, and being an entertainment lawyer-executive producer attending conferences in sunny locations and hanging out on set and stuff.  I don't think I need to tell you which is preferable, or how difficult it is to do both at the same time.

Anyway, all that has resulted in me being in a deep dark non-TV watching, non-blogging hole from which I am only now emerging.

In other words, posts to come.  Many of them, about the range of quite significant on and off-screen goings on that have been going on while I have been leading a double life.

05 November 2008

This Week in Soap Babies (Part 1: General Hospital)

Can we all just pause to say awwww.


Now that that’s done (for the moment), let’s fast forward for a moment and say could they please quit with the pregnant women delivering the babies safely in difficult circumstances and then crashing?  Please.  Blurg.

Then, going back, so much of the last couple of weeks of GH did in fact give me faith that there are some people in there who do know how to write this show.  Who do remember what it’s about.  As a result I actually enjoyed not insubstantial parts of the show.

At the centre of that was the one-two punch of Robin and Patrick’s wedding/Emma’s birth and the Hospital itself.  Those two things being irrevocably tied.  As they should be on a show called General Hospital.  

Two legacy characters (one much more than the other, but both tied to the canvas regardless), both of whom work at the Hospital, with almost all their friends working at the Hospital, and everyone coming together for a wedding and a birth.  Which was delivered with a charmingly appropriate mixture of romance, drama, comedy and family.  That’s what this show is about.  That’s what I enjoy.  

The dynamic they’ve established between Robin and her girlfriends initially seemed forced to me, but in recent times it’s really started to work.  Seeing Patrick and Coleman, and Robin, Liz, Epiphany, Lainie, Kelly and Nadine hanging out at the shower/hen’s night felt so relaxed, so real, and frankly like a completely different and better show than the mob-iverse going on in the other half of the show.

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